The Miserable Month of May

For the last two years May has been an awful month. In 2012 I learnt we were being "kicked out" of our house, right before the Olympics. Money was scarce, stress was high and there were few places that were not rat infested shit holes that I'd actually consider living in. This year May has been rubbish because money has been scarce, my bike got nicked, there's been family sadness and the weather has seriously sucked arse, bar two days.

In conclusion: May can fuck off with itself.

If May were a person, it would be one with a seriously twisted sense of humour.

It's for the above reasons that I've not blogged in a while. Those and when I have had spare time it's been filled with work and deadlines (which is a GOOD thing). A quick update of work as I think it stands is that you can see my interview with a sex toy reviewer in the current issue of Escort magazine; there's mind blowing motorbike facts in issue 16 of Adventure Bike Rider; I'm still doing the events for www.cityplanter.co.uk (despite what the latest byline reads) and am going social media mad with @Harmonystoreuk. Seriously, give us a follow.

Will be off to escape for a little while tomorrow and kiss the Miserable Month of May goodbye up in Edinburgh, where there will be much walking and jollity...and if the forecast stays right, not a lot of rain. Huzzah! After that, normal service will resume with witty blogs, a multitude of sex toy reviews to catch up on and more pitching fun that I can shake a stick at!

Until then, lets look forward to June and what will hopefully be a much more positive month.